(via violatethenight)
(via violatethenight)

Darkness in my eyes It has pictures of the skies Of where i have been Where i shall go
Rofl.
get out of there cat. you are not cereal. you will not provide me with 25% of my daily fiber in one tasty snack.

get off of there cat. you cannot play quidditch. you aren’t even a wizard you are a cat
Pixar loves their Easter Eggs!

get out of there cat. that is where my sweatshirts go. you are not knitted you are a cat.
get out of there cat. you are not pizza. i did not order you with extra cheese.
Pegasus Tattoo Takes A Turn For The Worse
“I’m so sorry, I don’t even work here.” - The tattoo artist
Ohhh damn